and so goes the whole day*

7:14 am -- Mommy! John smells like something yummy!

7:16 am -- Mommy! John still smells yummy! Like fruit!

7:22 am -- Mommy! Can I play in John's exersaucer?

7:24 am -- Mommy! Will you feed me my yogurt?

7:28 am -- Mommy! Why do my toes smell bad?

7:32 am -- Mommy! Why is Goliath so big? He must've eaten a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot of chicken.

7:34 am -- Mommy! Have you ever seen a green spider man?

7:42 am -- Mommy! Why do trains say "choo choo" and not "beep beep"?

7:48 am -- Mommy! When am I going to be like the real spider man?

7:51 am -- Mommy! When am I going to be able to shoot a web with my hands?

7:52 am -- Mommy! I can ask Daddy when he gets home! He'll know the answer.

Better start thinking, Cal.

*all of the above are actual conversations that Parks and I had within a one-hour span of time this morning, and these are merely the ones that I can recall offhand.